Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Someone Else's Story

So I get into work and sit down for a bit before my shift starts.

A coworker from swing shift comes in and sits down, he says he had been at the pink chicken for the night and just got out. I'm stirring a coffee with one of those skinny stirring straws, and he says "That reminds me!" while looking at my drink.

and he goes on: "I had a lady from New Zealand on my table today. She ordered a Daiquiri and it was delivered with a straw like that in it! She attempted to drink thru the straw and blurted out at me and everyone else at the table in her NZ accent "If I suck any harder thru this straw, I'm going to get dimples in my ass!!' "

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