So I'm going to give you a flashback story.
A few weeks ago there was a PORN Convention in town.
A lot of silly jokes and cracks were flying around about it.
I was on stick at the craps table with a full table of men.
I'm also usually the only female dealer at the table...
I've become one of the guys in many aspects and the talk around a dice table is almost always dirty... concider the name of this bet for a minute..."Come Bet"
We call hard-way bets (which are bets upon doubles like dueces, fives, threes, and fours) Viagra Rolls.
Its all how you look at it, or hear it, or say it :)
So we had a point of ten, and betting double 5's is a HARD TEN, which for the weekend I was calling it "The Ron Jeremy." For those of you who dont know who Ron Jeremy is... well thats what hte internet is for...look it up *big smile* ok, yes he once was a porn star - enough said!
So after so many 'requests' from the stick girl (see even that sounds dirty)(your's truly) like "Who wants Ron Jeremy, anyone?" or something similar - it turned tables on me and I was accused of KNOWING the infamous porn star. It must have caused me to blush, not sure why because I don't concider myself prudish at all, but M1 said I turned as red as the dice!
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