Spread the Chips

This morning was entertaining at the least. This morning also started with a minor head ache.

There is only 2 people at the craps table playing, well one not really playing and both look too drunk to be upright. One of which finally walks away. I started on stick and was going to go to the dead side, but the table went to half as we discovered the 4th of the crew called in sick. So i was forced to the side with the drunk guy. For starters he did not even look old enough to drink, that could just be a sign of my getting older, eeek! But then we had to repeatedly tell him "$10 per bet" and when he did put more than one chip down anywhere, he wouldn't stack them, he would spread them out ever-so slowly and neatly. We were laughing at him and mocking him when we set up his bets. It became hysterical.

Then when my co-worker was setting up his bets in a mockery, I laughed, then i reached the hook end of the stick over to one of his stacks and spread out the whole stack asking "Oh like this?" making a mess of about $400 in green chips!

He rapidly ran out of money and left, claiming he would be back. and then the table closed. He had no chance to come back and entertain us anymore.