The Strapper

What can I say about today? Not much, it all stands in the shadows of yesterday.

Oh ok, here's funny short bit...

I'm on break with a male floor person, a dual rate and a male dealer. The dual rate is openly lesbian with a steady girlfriend. On the TV is some weird show on the comedy channel, some skit with a split second look at a very disturbing looking sexual accoutrement. The floorman and dealer both cringed because it's role suggested the woman had used it on her man. Then the floorman asked the lesbian is she had one of those for her girlfriend. There was laughing, and She said "No but i do have a 'detachable' " I interjected "Strap on!" paused and with out thinking... I sung: STRAP ON, STRAP OFF, THE STRAPPER with the simultaneous CLAP CLAP you hear in the commercial for the CLAPPER. And they all busted out laughing. I didn't even think of it it just came out so naturally, gotta love natural wit!